The Facebook

The Social Network

I hate the way how he cornered him, his best friend. Who would have thought that the thing we logged on everyday came from that, and I hate Napster, it was like this witch stealing the princess role for herself. Like all grand success stories, it all started with a girl. Oh c’mon, this one’s familiar. It ALL started with a girl, one regretful blog to billions of dollars. It’s talent really, street smart, or for this case, internet smart. I’m still streaming the video now while writing… I don’t know. But I knew it was going to be a good movie right even from the start when my now boyfriend gave me the link to the movie. Hey! This is a David Fincher film, he wasn’t even aware of the name, I’ve been through worse. David Fincher and Scott Rudin, ‘nuff said. That Eisenberg kid is good. And that new spidey guy is so fucking hot. I don’t care, I still hate Timberlake. What for, really, he’s still from a boy band. Plus, he was the love triangle in here. I’m a super Mark/Eduardo shipper!

Anyway, it all started like this. See that network thing on your info tab thing. Well, there’s a reason why that’s compose mostly of schools. That’s how it started, a network site university on campus. See these Harvard boys “had” the idea then Mark “stole” it. Bad artist imitate, great artist steal. They wanted it for The Harvard Connection; Mark did it for The Facebook. They had the idea but Mark had a better idea. Mark made it happen. They couldn’t. They never had the power, the guts, or the talent. Then, Napster just made the historical drop of the “The” and all the political money and expansion.

I really don’t know how it got there. But hell, it’s the internet, anything’s damn possible. The idea of “exclusivity” and “connectivity”, we never go offline. One freezing account could ruin a whole friendship that really got rooted from jealousy. But hey, the kid’s amazing; I’d dig Zuckerberg any day. There was something about the way he talked, I love boys like that, they know. Real nerds by heart…

Here’s the thing, I’ll try to make you get it. Why The Facebook is successful. You can find porn anywhere, right? But imagine your next door neighbor in that porn movie; you’d want it more, right? I’d interest you more because YOU KNOW the hot girl in it. They’re bringing the whole social thing online and it wouldn’t be intervening because everybody else had provided the information that you’d most wanted to know. The South Park thing Relationship Status is actually in it. Haha…

I was never into social networking site. I only did it to Friendster because I have this huge first real love of my life that I wanted to seek info to. I was never successful with that. But being on MySpace was totally different. I came there not as myself, because they won’t accept me if they found out who I really was. But hey, it was worth all the sweat when I was getting personal invites to Jonny and the Robots gigs. Facebook was different. It was me, as simple as that. With one click on your computer, it’s there. Your friends are. And I’m still not buying Napster or any former boy band kid. He was just a little lighter than the Harvard guys suing someone because they were better than them. Underdogs rule. I’m CEO, Bitch.